I’ve made the following unfortunate discoveries:
1). The butter does not belong in the freezer
2). Stop SIGNS do not turn green, no matter how long you sit waiting
3). The roses should not be watered for 24 hours (I left the hose running all night and watered the entire neighborhood!)
4). When you are finished cooking TURN all BURNERS to the OFF position. I nearly burned the house down after making a grilled cheese sandwich!
5). To add insult to injury, I think I’ve worn the same outfit to work twice already this week--and it's only Wednesday.
6) Hubby says that I am having full conversations while sleeping. Yeesh, I’m not even that sleep deprived yet!
In other random strangeness, why in the heck is my Pandora station playing Christmas music? Wishful thinking for cooler temps I guess! :-)