Crazy comments week (remix).
#6. Wow, everyone must be overdosing on eggnog because of all these summer/fall babies being born. Yeah, I wish!
#5. You’ll really miss being pregnant (yeah, the nonstop barfing, nausea, heartburn and horrid sciatica that has been plaguing me from the start ++++ all the IVF treatments just to get to the point of being pregnant?) I’m really gonna miss all that!!! Add in the HOT Arizona summer and it sounds like a wonderful time!
#4. You’ll probably still have sciatica and food problems after the kid is born (thanks a lot for the encouragement folks).
#3. From a fussy pants single person who has no children “All kids stuff is always recalled so you need to research EVERYTHING to make sure that it’s safe” and you should take everything to the fire station so they can show you how to use it! (carseat, stroller, etc.) OH MY GOSH—with what time, people?
#2. (Nurse conducting the hospital tour) “We just put the stirrups up, you push and out pops the baby” (thankfully she was just kidding, but some of the 1st timers probably thought she was serious).
#1. AND my all time favorite: “People stupider than you have had children”